My Quick Attempt At An Introduction

My name's Terin, I'm married to my best friend, Ivan, and we have three beautiful children, Hunter, Marissa, and Aleah, who are my life!!  I work full-time at our local phone company, nTelos, and run a message board for moms, MommyAndMore, in my spare time.

 I'm rude, vulgar, perverted, loud, and obnoxious.  However, I am extremely affectionate.  I procrastinate entirely too much.  I am a walking contradiction and the biggest klutz you'll ever meet.  I'm a complete contradiction to most.  I love feeling girly, but I don't really like to hangout with the girls.  I'm just as passionate about my football as most guys are.  I'd be lying if I said I was nice, because I'm not.  I enjoy making fun of people and bitching about people.  I get the urge to say things, do things that will only satisfy myself, and no one else.  I give everyone a chance to get to know me, not the imaginary personality everyone else molds themselves into, I let people know the real me, head on, first hand.  I don't hide and I won't change.  The truth is, I like being me.